It’s happened to all of us – you’ve been singing along to a song in front of you mates when suddenly everyone puts down their pints, looks at you funny and shakes their heads in dismay. That’s much more romantic than a song about hot-dogs (no offence to hot-dog lovers throughout the world).

“Like a virgin… touched for the thirty-first time.”. Correct lyric: “Take me through the darkness to the break of the day” from ABBA’s ‘Gimme Gimme Gimme’.

7. Correct lyric: “Excuse me while I kiss the sky” from Jimi Hendrix’s ‘Purple Haze’. Check them out below: One of the funniest things I have ever seen on You Tube is this clip which is a spoof of a hard of hearing subtitle translator.

The KD lang, "arrrrseeehoooooooles" always get a laugh.

“A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot”.

“Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you”. | The Limping Chicken, Teresa Garratty: Face-palm. “We’re working for peanuts”.

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Their perceived directions to the powder room are helpful, sure... but not necessarily accurate. Correct lyric: “Gettin’ jiggy with it” from Will Smith’s ‘Gettin’ jiggy with it’. I always thought that in Pink Floyd's One of These Days they say, "One of these days I'm going to dance with the evil chief.". Correct lyric: “Here we are now, entertain us” from Nirvana’s ‘Smells like teen spirit’. Correct lyric: “I believe in miracles” from Hot Chocolate’s ‘You Sexy Thing’. ", Bon Jovi wasn't actually talking about nudity in the hit "Livin' on a Prayer. Correct lyric: “Papa don’t preach” from Madonna’s ‘Papa don’t preach’. 25. He was in fact singing about kissing “the sky.”. Correct lyric: "when the going gets tough." Correct lyric: “Just let me state for the record.” Ah, a Peter Kay classic - now we can't hear the real lyrics! “Poppadom Peach”. Correct lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not” from Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’. Please read the sidebar below for our rules. Actual lyric: "Now my bed sheets smell like you.". (real lyrics: Just let me stay for the record, we’re giving love in a family dome” The best place for video content of all kinds.

I don't think you've seen bad stand-up then. ", Sia's "Cheap Thrills" ruled the airways in 2016, but there was a bit of confusion about what she was getting all dressed up to "hit. This is another one that everyone seems to mishear. For the pedants among us, this type of mis-heard lyrics is called a mondegreen. Check out the funniest misheard song lyrics ever uttered. ‘Misheard lyrics’ is a great game to play, and the comedian Peter Kay does a wonderful sketch with some. Actual lyric: "Kicking your can all over the place.". That laugh after the Ethiopian comment was a total plant. “I like big butts in a can of limes”. What’s this nonsense Joni Mitchell is spouting?

Correct lyric: "Sweet dreams are made of these" - Although we have to argue that sweet dreams CAN BE made of cheese...and a good chutney! (I'm on mobile and don't remember timestamps format.
Haven't heard from him for such a long time :(. 3. Correct lyric: “Kicking your can all over the place” from Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’.

Actual lyrics: We’re not actually sure…. Some years ago now, legendary comedian Peter Kay did a fantastic little bit on exactly that. We're sure they weren't thinking about sausages when they wrote their 1980s hit, "We Built This City.

Can’t take the credit as these are all from the comedy genius Peter Kay: Misheard song lyrics: “Just let me staple the vicar, we’re giving love in a femidom” as heard in the lyrics of “we are family’ by Sister Sledge. I didn't question it til I was in late high school and my mom got a car which showed the name and artist of the song that's playing.

But before you get yourselves worked up, let me clarify something for you.

His standup has always had me laughing. “We’re caught in a trout”.

(Real lyrics ‘Can’t go on, thinking nothing’s wrong. 2000 Brits were polled by Starkey Hearing Technologies in order to see what the most common misheard song lyrics were, and, well – it turns out your brains work in some seriously strange ways.

No, but really… it’s better with the burgers. We’ve all misheard song lyrics. Grans reaction to a Peter Kay video. Correct lyric: “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll” from Starship’s ‘We Built This City’. I believe that the HOT DOGS goes on" Like our page Peter Kay Fans for more! 39. 18. He was actually supposed to tour again this year but had to cancel due to a family issue I believe. 02. of 22 “Every Time You Go Away, You Take a Piece of Meat With You” Via Getty Images/Harry Herd. The iconic rock anthem "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix is well-known for its commonly misheard words. “Kick a chicken with it”.

Those words to "Before He Cheats" are dark! I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night – Shania Twain, That Don’t Impress me Much 1. When you’re Deaf or hard of hearing, sometimes things that are similar get muddled up, but it’s not the end of the world – in fact, it’s often quite hilarious! Correct lyric: “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone” from Johnny Nash’s ‘I can see clearly now’. And we’re here to share them with you. “Ohh, dyslexics on fire”. So what was she actually singing about then? 02. No offence but I hate it when people always state stuff as a fact when it's not, 'since then people have been contrarian towards his stuff and dismiss him as being shite' when he announced his tour it was selling out everywhere almost instantly, so much so that he added a large amount of extra dates to all the venues.
For example, when I was a youngster I used to refer to the Pacific Ocean as the “specific” ocean – and that was before I lost my hearing! 20. Correct lyric: "Or should I just keep chasing pavements." But what's up with the cross-eyed bear? And then Britain’s Got Talent the next day had an act doing practically the same joke.

Paul Phear South Africa– Blue Sky Publications (Pty) Ltd T/A TheSouthAfrican Number: 2005/028472/07. Correct lyric: "A young girl with eyes like the desert" Huh? | The Limping Chicken, Teresa Garratty: 15 steps to being a Deaf Christmas Scrooge!

Correct lyric: “A year has passed since I wrote my note” from The Police’s ‘Message In A Bottle’. 01. of 22 "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" Via Getty Images/Evening Standard. Misheard song lyrics! Correct lyric: “Don’t go chasing waterfalls” from TLC’s ‘Waterfalls’. Actual lyric: "There's a bad moon on the rise. 4. As IF Billy Ocean would tell you to get stuffed! I’ve created a list of some these in this article, complete with links to YouTube so you can hear the original performances.

To be honest, the real lyric for Queen's "We Will Rock You" doesn't make much more sense, but it's definitely less threatening to the feline population. 27.

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Correct lyric: “Papa don’t preach” from Madonna’s ‘Papa don’t preach’.

… and who will admit like myself that I feel compelled to carry on singing the wrong lyrics even though I now know the correct ones.

“Saving his life from this warm sausage tea”. Correct lyric: "No message could have been any clearer" 3. Actual lyrics: I’m begging you for mercy. “Money for nothin’ and chips for free”. 2. Its so funny just watch. You’ll never sing these songs the same way again. 7. Correct lyric: "Take me through the darkness to the break of the day" 2. We’ve all misheard song lyrics. Actual lyrics: "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine, oh.". 29. 14. Actual lyrics: “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.". “Sweet dreams are made of cheese”. 23.

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The Eurythmics definitely weren't thinking about cheddar when they wrote "Sweet Dreams. gonna take a wild shot in the dark at this one, I heard Steve Miller Band's "Jet Airliner" wrong for years.


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