Civil Rights Protester: This nigga went to get a motherf***in' raincoat! Then, she dies from a heart attack or another stroke or somethin'. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Sunday dinners was my idea! I'll be like 'Say somethin', God! Tom Dubois: [Somebody takes Tom's parking space] Oh come on! Jazmine Dubois: Oh, you think ponies grow on trees? Bitch… ass… nigga!”, And those are the words of someone starting a “nigga moment,” a term Huey defines as “a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical Negro male, causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner.”. President Barack Obama: Everything is going to be okay... *for us*. Huey Freeman: [narrating] Sometimes I think Granddad may be a bad influence. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Boy, are you stupid? I need you to get the hell up outta here. I know I shouldn't eat these. I just assumed we'd all wear our raincoats. Who drops a gun? The game cheatin'! Mo Gunz Jackson: You think you bad? Thugnificent: You can't be serious man. What's wrong with *her*? YOUR... COURT, NIGGA! And I don't care if his momma there, his grandmomma, innocent bystanders, little kids, baby sitters, bill collectors, whatever. He knows my every move yet he can not see. What we need is a *cure*! That is very un-gangsta! What did I do to you? Nigga, you're corny! Jazmine Dubois: Was that Daddy? Uncle Ruckus: Shut yo' preachin' ass up, you son of a bitch! I knew it! What do you know about my vision? This sucks! If your brother wants to play with Ed and Rummy that's his business. Riley: No, no, I mean "Bitches" like you gonna have so many bitches that's what niggas is gonna call you. Huey Freeman: Cristal, that sounds like a stripper name. Come on. Riley Freeman: [voiceover] But what I really liked about her was that she had less compassion than the average girl. Are you ashamed of us? Mrs. Dubois you've been eating peas? Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: See! You just called your grandfather "Bitches"! That's messed up, Huey! Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Stereotypes? Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: No, f*** a neighbor! Riley Freeman: Owww! N*ggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Gin Rummy: I'll be dead on his ass like "Spencer for f***in' Hire". Rich Woman: I think the N-word is OK as long as they say it. Do you celebrate the white man's goodness every day? Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A Pimp Named Slickback"! Riley: [out of breath from running to Gangstalicious' room] Niggas... Riley: Ahhh! I had a dream once. They got that from me. I don't like Kobe! He looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. Martin Luther King: The party's basic philosophy is... Martin Luther King: Sir, I will not be... Talk Show Host: [shouting] Say it or shut up! Uncle Ruckus: Attention please. Gin Rummy: Good! Huey Freeman: I don't wanna go to the movies. Shoot. Tom Dubois: Oh my God, he's right! Gin Rummy: Control of Oprah is control over women. Ugly Woman: So is all that you care about is looks? . I don't see a weapon! It’s a fact.” – Huey Freeman. I'm A Pimp Named Slickback! Think you gonna get some air plane pussy? You'll never be able to get me back, nigga! Riley: Well, I don't see what big deal is with hos, anyway. Riley Freeman: [voiceover] Cindy MacPhearson, AKA C-Murder. Uncle Ruckus: [Explaining to Riley how to behave when Cindy McPhearson gets in the basketball game] Lookin' at the white girl, that's a foul. I double dare you, motherf***er! We all *know* the nigga can sing, but what happened to standards? Is this it? The White Shadow: Well, if you ever want to talk, just remember - I'm always listening. And as long as you can hear my voice, everything is going to be just fine. Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Hey Riley, don't forget the camcorder. And now I see I must hate myself and all those like me. [Granddad smacks Huey on the head; he was dreaming]. If your brother wants to play with Ed and Rummy, that's his business. Uncle Ruckus: Hang that n*gger now! It just looks like vomit! Get your asses out! Maybe someone saw something. No, no, no, that can't be! You're trying to kill me! Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Don't you talk back to me, boy! Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9-11. The Underaged Girl: Um, 14 and a quarter. Riley Freeman: And I dare God to say somethin'! The job application. [Ed III is floundering in the middle of his swimming pool]. Riley: [to Dr. King] You don't look famous. [walks away]. So he did what all great leaders do: he told them the truth.

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